October 29, 2016
Author: Erin Noelle
Genre: Sexy, Fun, Contemporary Romance
Erin Noelle is bringing us a Sexy, Fun, Contemporary Romance!
Get ready for Finley and Teague – and find out if she slaps him or rings his MEGABALLS!
I’ve got 99 problems but money ain’t one. Though a sister with cotton candy for brains, a spatula-wielding six-year-old niece with a British accent, and the mysterious businessman who left me that damn ticket are all currently vying for the top spot.
When I became the sole winner of a $270 million Megaball jackpot, thanks to a sexy stranger who left a lottery ticket instead of paying for his meal, my entire world flipped upside-down.
Now, with money-sucking vultures, douchebags by the dozens, and a horde of total hotties just waiting to get their mangy paws on my newfound fortune, I set out to locate the man who gifted me the winning ticket–to properly thank him.
However, when I finally find the cocky, self-absorbed business tycoon, Teague Goodman, I’m not sure whether I want to slap him… or ring his MEGABALLS.
Without any uncertainty, she strips out of her clothes and leaves them on the floor next to mine, then smiles brilliantly up at me in her bra and panties, her quiet confidence a major fucking turn-on. “What now, bossypants?”
“The rest of it,” I order, my hungry gaze roaming up and down her curvy frame. “As much as I’d love to rip that lace from your gorgeous body with my own hands, that’s gonna have to wait until next time. Now, get naked and climb your cute little ass up in my bed. Where you belong.”
“Already so confident there’s gonna be a next time, huh?” she purrs.
A feral growl rumbles in my chest. “Naked. Bed. Now.”
I have read a few of Erin’s books and Megaballs is completely different from the others. They had some humor but this book is fucking hilarious from start to finish. Of course there is some serious, and sexy parts but it’s more of a comedy and I loved every single minute of it!
Finley is a twenty-one year old student and waitress at a upscale restaurant in San Francisco. She also lives with her older sister Farrah and her six year old niece Fiona. She works her ass off to help pay the bills and take care of Fiona when her sister is at work. They aren’t poor but they weren’t exactly swimming in money either. Living paycheck to paycheck. So when Finley is having horrible luck and her day is only getting worse she hopes it means it is turning around when her first customer is a sexy man in a suit with blue eyes that make her melt. No such luck…well, not until later that night when the lottery ticket he left her made her 270 million dollars richer!
Teague only flew into San Francisco from Iowa to deal with business. The family corn farming business. That was when he meet Finley, the woman that he hasn’t been able to get out of his head. He had his reasons for not contacting her after that night. And since that night every thing has changed. In both his personal and business life. His head is spinning and with no guarantees in sight he might have to start his life over at age thirty. It might not be a big deal to anyone else but his family business means everything to him. He vowed when he was only nine years old that he would be rich with his account and in his heart. Both could be empty someday soon. His luck needs to change or fate needs to come knocking on his door.
Teague and Finley do finally meet again but it doesn’t go exactly as planned. But with these two…nothing ever does. They are both in the stages of major changes in their lives so everything seems to be unpredictable except for Fiona’s British accent (I will explain in a bit). They had one conversation that could have led to dessert weeks ago but now that they exchange more than a few sentences, is that attraction still there? Was Finley dreaming it up all along? And will Teague go back to his predictable ways?
No joke…I have never snorted so much while reading a book in my life. Finley and Farrah made me laugh but it was Fiona with her fake British accent that made me rolling. She is only six but she doesn’t know that. She is smart, sassy, and a bit bossy. There is one chapter with her POV and I was dying! 😂 Then there is Farrah. She is spacey, butchers the English language and wants to have fun but she is such an amazing mom too. The three of them together is comedy gold.
Of course, I have to talk about Finley…she is beautiful inside and out, funny, and wants everyone to be happy but also responsible. She doesn’t want the money to change them too much. Then there is Mr. Sexy Eyes, Teague. He might be all business but that is just on the outside. He is sexy as all get out in a suit but he is also sexy in jeans and work boots. There is a lot more to him than his sexy eyes. He loves his farm, his Grandpa, and is discovering what else is most important to him.
Overall…this is a hilarious read with a twist of sexiness and heart. It was definitely a unique ride!
“I prefer to eat my dessert in bed.”
“Don’t worry, Aunt Finley, and I apologise that some of these wankers were so dodgy.” Fiona frowns. “You can bugger off, and I’ll get things sorted down here.
“That’s cause I’m a twenty-first century kind of prince, Squirt.”
Erin Noelle is a Texas native, where she lives with her husband, two daughters, and three fur babies. When she’s not reading or writing romance novels, she enjoys winning at cards and board games, awkward people-watching in public places, and doing cartwheels at the most random times. She’s usually barefoot, is never without a song in her head, and currently holds the title of World’s Best Procrastinator.
Her titles published include the Book Boyfriend Series, Dusk ‘Til Dawn Series, Luminous Duet, Fire on the Mountain series, and numerous standalone books that range from New Adult to Contemporary romance. Her books have been a part of the USA Today Bestselling list as well as the Amazon and Barnes & Noble overall Top 100. You can follow her on Facebook @ www.facebook.com/erin.noelle.98, on her website @www.erinnoellebooks.com, on Twitter @authorenoelle, and on Instagram @erinnoelleauthor.
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