February 4, 2019

One hot mess. One hot boss. One too many hot encounters…

Catastrophe Queen, an all-new hilarious office romantic comedy from New York Times bestselling author Emma Hart is available now!

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It’s not you. It’s me.

No, seriously. It is me. Not only does my name literally mean “unfortunate,” but that’s the story of my life.

Everything I touch turns to cr*p. An apartment fire—that I swear I was not responsible for—means I’m living back at home with my s*x-mad parents. Yay, me!

Which is why I need my new job as personal assistant to Cameron Reid to get back on my feet. Three months in this job and I can move back out and, hopefully, remember to turn off my flat iron once in a while.

Ahem.

On paper, my job is easy. Make coffee. Book appointments. Keep everything in order.

Until I walk in on my boss, half-naked, wearing nothing but the kind of tiny white towel that dreams are made of.

Now, nothing is easy—except our mutual attraction. But he’s my boss, and you know what they say about mixing work and pleasure: unless you do p*rn, it’s just not worth it.

Or is it?

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Kara's Review

Catastrophe Queen is Emma Hart’s new laugh out loud, hot mess, surprisingly sweet romantic comedy. Emma always delivers the laughs, the lust, the fun, and the sexiness. Her writing is fantastic, her characters fun, flirty and hilarious. Mallory is a hot mess. A walking catastrophe. But she’s sexy, pretty, funny and just trying to get a job so she can move back out of her parents’ house. After an unfortunate incident with a car, a hot guy and a tragically lost cup of coffee, she get a job. But the hot guy? He’s her new boss. They are as different as two people can be, but they instantly click. Yes, they are mutually attracted to each other, but there’s more to it. They are comfortable, flirty and just genuinely like each other. Mallory isn’t like any woman Cameron has ever met. She’s smart, is really good at her job, but she’s flighty, trips over her own feet and is constantly spilling things. She’s just what he needs in his life. A ray of sunshine who amuses him and doesn’t take herself too seriously. She’s adorable and crazy and perfect for him. But, they can’t date. They are boss and assistant. Right? Well, after just one little taste of her, he wants more. Who cares if she works for him. He’s not letting her get away. It doesn’t take too much to convince Mallory. Cameron is a great guy. He’s nice, sweet, sexy, funny and kisses like a dream. She doesn’t care about his money or trying to impress him. They just fit together! I loved this story! Cameron is rich and handsome and wears suits, but he’s not buttoned up. He’s open, flirty, fun and has a great laugh. If anyone can make an office romance work, it’s these two! Overall, I loved it. Laughed so much, smiled the rest of the time and never once wanted to smack anyone! That’s a win win!

 

In fact, wine was about the only liquid I’d never spilled. Alcohol in general, actually. Coffee? Sure. Water? Always. Juice? Quite regularly. Alcohol? The nectar of the Gods? Hell to the no.

 

“I’m attracted to you. I think you’re adorable and beautiful and funny, and if you’d like to resign so I can woo you without being your boss, I can’t say I’d be sad to see you go.”

 

“Have you seen that man’s buns? Phwoar. That’s a damn good choice righ there. Also, she’s wearing yoga pants. That relationship isn’t making it past a hot dog.”

 

“Stop it. I’ll bring you food. Clearly, that’s the way to your heart.”

“Uh-huh. Food and orgasms.”

“Luckily for you, I’m good at giving both.”

 

Sandra's Review

Catastrophe Queen is Emma Hart’s next hilarious, flirty, and addictive standalone. I know that when I open one of her books, I will be laughing throughout the story. I fucking love it. Always. The synopsis is amazing so I will make this short and sweet.
Mallory is the ultimate klutz. Cameron thinks it’s adorable. The two met in an awkwardly dangerous way and now Cameron is her boss. She is so embarrassed and hopes that he doesn’t remember her. No such luck. Cameron couldn’t forget her. She was funny and beautiful even though he mostly just saw her running away. Well, she can’t run now. Mallory needs this job so she could move out of her parents’ house. She loves them but they drive her crazy.
Cameron and Mallory’s working relationship is a fun one. He thinks she brings a breath of fresh air to the office. And she thinks he brings sexy back. It’s tense but at the same time, it’s wonderful. They have a way with them. It works when on paper it shouldn’t. The attraction was clearly there but can they date? She needed this job and dating the boss might not be the best idea.
I thought this story was so much fun! Their banter is flirty, fun, and adorable. Cameron surprised me. I thought for sure he was going to be a manwhore or an asshole and he wasn’t. I loved that. I mean, if he was those things I still would have fell but not as hard or as fast. And Mallory…omg, she is a hot mess but is a strong woman who actually knows what she is doing. Most of the time. When she isn’t tripping over air. The hot mess works for her. It’s her and I loved her. It made for some good laughs.
Overall…I loved every minute. The characters are lovable. The story is fun. The writing kicks ass. I can’t wait for Emma’s next book.
Quotes:
“I got the job!”
Aunt Grace looked up from her paper. “But you didn’t get any pants on.”
The last thing I wanted was for him to realize I’d been checking him out. Ugh. But it was so unfair. I wanted to check him out like a library book.
“Wait, you flirted and didn’t scare him off? Wow. He must like you.”
I turned and shot her a look. “Thanks for your support, douchebag.”

About Emma Hart

Emma Hart is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of over thirty novels and has been translated into several different languages.

 

She is a mother, wife, lover of wine, Pink Goddess, and valiant rescuer of wild baby hedgehogs.

 

Emma prides herself on her realistic, snarky smut, with comebacks that would make a PMS-ing teenage girl proud.

 

Yes, really. She’s that sarcastic.

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