June 6, 2019



Title: Hammered
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Release Date: May 28, 2019


I didn’t mean to kidnap the groom.It was an accident.


At least I didn’t take much time to plan it. It was more of a spur of the
moment kidnapping. Does that count?

One minute, the town’s bad boy is standing at the altar about to marry the
world’s most evil kindergarten teacher. The next, he’s passed out in my Vespa
sidecar with his bride hot on our tail.

But I didn’t have a choice! I couldn’t stand by and watch Jace O’Dell be
blackmailed into a loveless marriage. And besides, what’s a little kidnapping
between friends?

Okay, so maybe we’re not just friends…

And maybe I can’t quit thinking about that night at his bar when he closed up
early and had me on the rocks.

And maybe this crazy stunt is going to blow up in both of our faces.

If it does, I’m blaming the moonshine.

Even though the only thing I’m hammered on when it comes to Jace is
love—straight up, no chaser.




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5 out of 5 stars
Hammered is the second book in the Happy Cat series by Pippa Grant & Lili Valente. It can be read as standalone but I do recommend reading Hosed since it’s hilarious. The fireman got his happily ever after and now it was time for his brother, the bar owner to get his.
After Olivia almost accidental killed someone she needed a stiff drink. That night was not the only stiff thing she got. She found her kindred penis in the process. Jace O’Dell. Town bad boy with a big heart. And that heart wanted her. Only it couldn’t have her.
After years of an on and off relationship with his ex girlfriend he was starting over. He was moving on. He was happy. One night with Olivia made him feel so damn good. Then he woke up the next day totally fucked. His life had started over but not the way he was picturing it. Miserable and getting married to his ex.
Olivia couldn’t let it happen. She just couldn’t. She had to save him. So she did the only thing she could. She stole the groom from his wedding. With the help from her hedgehog. Even Princess could see it was the right thing to do. She understood Jace wanted to do the right thing but at what cost? Forever married to someone he didn’t love.
I can’t really say more than that but I will say that is full of laughter, heat, crazy animals, family, and love. I enjoyed every minute of the craziness. It was so much fun and beautiful at the same time. I will also say that I wanted to slap some fools on more than one occasion. That really only means that I was invested.
P.S. Make sure to get the bonus with the link at the end of the book!
“I’m gonna fucking deserve you,” I promise. “Deserve this.”
“You already do deserve it,” she says.
“You don’t really believe George talks to me, do you?” she asks, searching my face.
“Well…no, I don’t,” I say, unable to lie to her. “But I like that you believe it.”
“I love your smile,” I whisper. “It lights up my entire world.”
5 out of 5 stars

Hammered is the second book in the Happy Cat series by the talented duo of Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. Lili and Pippa are a fantastic duo writing team with their hilariousness and sexy, fun characters. We’ve met both Jace and Olivia before and we knew there was a spark between them. They have a connection that they can no longer deny and when they give it it’s magical. Until Jace’s crazy ex doesn’t want to go away and Olivia is forced to kidnap the groom from his wedding. Vespa style. Jace thinks all the craziness is behind him and he and Olivia can finally be together. But things aren’t going to be that easy for Jace and Olivia. They have some obstacles to overcome before they can finally have their happily ever after! I loved these two. They are so cute and funny and sexy together. Olivia is a quirky hippie and Jace is broody, but can’t help smile when he’s with Olivia. Overall, I laughed out loud, cried, cheered and got angry! All the feels!


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Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.



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