January 21, 2019

 

Title: Hosed
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy
Release Date: January 15, 2019
Blurb

 

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a
second chance with the virgin next door…
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come
with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high
school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to
be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy
factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd.
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter.
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t
seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a
firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon,
scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no
cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.

 

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Hosed is the first book by the duo of Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. And I am hopeful that there will be many more to come. I have read every word written by Lili but this is my first Pippa book. I know it will not be my last.
It all started with some lube.
Cassie is back in town taking charge of her sister’s sex toy company while Savannah is traveling the UK. That’s another story to be told. Anyway, Cassie isn’t exactly comfortable with the idea since she would rather be developing a new game instead of coming up with new lube flavors. After-all, it’s not like she uses them all the time. She is a nerdy gaming woman still holding on to her V-card. But, she is up to the challenge even if some in the small town want the company to go away.
Ryan almost didn’t recognize her. The girl who made him laugh in high school. She was all woman now. He didn’t even know she was back in town. He was definitely interested in becoming friends again after years of not seeing each other. Except, his brothers saw things differently back then. She hated him. Well, he knows that won’t do. He is determined to know why and to get back on her good graces. They were now neighbors. At least until she goes back to San Francisco.
Awe! I loved this story. It’s fucking hilarious, sweet, sexy, and has added suspense. I enjoyed Ryan and Cassie’s fun and flirty banter. Their silly humor. Their love for George, the raccoon. And the chemistry between them is both sweet and sexy. They never were a couple before but it still has the whole second chance romance vibe.
Overall…I laughed hard. It’s such a fun story full of small town gossip, dildos, chemistry, and the best pet. Ever. Oh…and I need more of the O’Dell brothers! I really do.
P.S. You must get the bonus epilogue!
Quotes:
“Oh, girl, I don’t know what’s going through your head, but I like it. It looks like a good time.”
“I think it will be.” I grin.
“Do I need to get behind you and show you how to handle that joystick?” she asks.
Did she just… She did. She made a sex joke. I arch a brow in her direction. “Cassandra Sunderwell, have you been practicing your dirty talk?”
“No eating in bed, Cooney.” I keep my tone light so Cassie won’t worry. “You know the rules.”

Hosed is the new hilarious debut book for Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. I’m loving this duo and I hope we see a lot more of them! I have read every one of Lili’s books, but this is my first Pippa and I didn’t know what I was missing! Hosed is laugh out loud funny with a side of sexiness, witty banter, hot brothers and a crazy pet raccoon! Cassie moved back home temporarily to help her sister with her sex toy company. She’s a computer geek who knows nothing about sex toys or sex in general since she’s still a virgin. And of course, her neighbor is the sexy fireman who she had a huge crush on in high school but broke her heart without knowing it. She can’t escape him in this small town and he has no idea why she hates him. He can’t have people disliking him, he needs to help people, that’s who he is. Turns out it’s easily fixable and now he needs Cassie more than anything. Can the hot fireman and the virgin girl next door find happiness among the raccoon shenanigans, dildo football, fires, coffee and donuts? Yes, yes they can!

 

“How can I ever thank you for your thoughtfulness?”

“You could take my shirt off,” she teases, dimple popping. “I think you’ve already disposed of it with your eyes. Might as well get rid of it in real life.”

“Have I told you how smart you are today?”

 

The De-Virginizer. Ew. It sounds like the Terminator – I’ll be back! In your vagina!

Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.

 

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