July 2, 2019
of the military plane she was about to board, with one rather large wrench in
his hand. The fact that he has the plane—the one that she’s about to be flying
on for hours—in pieces only minutes before she’s set to take off on it doesn’t
faze her. At least not until a flippant joke about dying in mid-air leaves his
wreckage of her car. The wreckage that he helped cause.
there’s no denying what happened the night before.
Mrs. Jonah Crew has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
in awe. It was snowing, the temp was in the negative degrees, and he couldn’t
think about anything but her and the look of horror on her face when he tells a
for the reason that one might think. Mainly, it’s due in part to the fact that
his truck smashed into her car so hard that his chest hits the steering wheel
and his heart decides to stop working right.
to heaven. At least, that’s what waking up next to a beautiful woman like her
he’s already said ‘I do’ so what’s a guy to do?
It Wasn’t Me is the second book in the KDP Motorcycle Patrol series by the hilariously talented Lani Lynn Vale. I don’t know how she does it, but Lani’s books always make me laugh out loud. I usually finish them in one sitting and can’t seem to get enough of her characters or her stories. I haven’t had the pleasure of reading about the Mackenzies so I didn’t know Piper. But I instantly loved her. I started laughing at their meet cute and didn’t stop laughing until I hit The End. It was that good! Jonah is an ahole. Of epic proportions. But not really. He just tells it like he sees it and doesn’t care what people think of him. He’s cynical, big, a little scary and old enough to know who he is and what he wants. And as soon as he sees Piper he wants her. After their first meeting, Fate keeps putting them in the same place. There was an instant attraction and they don’t even try to fight it. I loved that part. They just gave in and when they ended up in bed together and married, they didn’t even think about not trying to make it work. They are complete opposites, but they are perfect for each other. Jonah doesn’t like anyone except Piper. He’s a different person when she’s around. He never understood what all the fuss was about, but now he does and he’s not going to lose her. Accidents keep happening, they seem to be in danger, surprises pop up and they just go with it all. They join their lives seamlessly and neither one of them got scared or tried to run. That was a breath of fresh air for a romance novel! Jonah was something special with his sexiness, snark, tattoos and I loved that he was in his forties. Piper is so cute, and funny and silly and I just loved her. They weren’t bothered by their age difference or what anyone else thought about them being together.
I love the secondary characters and the KDP guys. I can’t wait for more from this series!
I was in my early forties, and nothing to show for it by a goddamn nice body.
“It’s not normally my go-to-thing – getting married – when I’ve been drinking. Needless to say, my go-to thing when I’ve been drinking is taking naps.”
I was highly attracted to my husband.
I craved order.
And, I was finding out, I loved getting orders from my husband.
“Because from where I’m at, you’re absolutely perfect. I’ve wanted to fuck you since I saw you walking past me on the tarmac in Germany.”
“You love her.”
“Of course I fuckin’ love her.”
“It’s just surprising. You’re the biggest asshole at the station. You don’t like anybody…not even your brother. But her? You love her.”
Lani Lynn Vale is a
USA Today Bestselling Author of over thirty titles. She is married with three
children, two dogs, two cats, a donkey, and a couple (a couple also meaning
over twenty) chickens.
writing, you can find her curled up in her favorite chair reading.
three children and lives in the Great State of Texas.