Cover Reveal – The Panty Melter, Lili Valente

March 13, 2019 By

 

Title: The Panty Melter
Author: Lili Valente
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Enemies-to-Lovers
Cover Design: Lori Jackson
Photo: Wander Aguiar
 Release Date: March 26, 2019
Blurb

 

I don’t
date alpha males.
Especially
not alpha males with egos the size of Jupiter, who also happen to be my boss’s
big brother.
Deacon
Hunter is domineering. Condescending. Infuriating.
And yet I
can’t seem to keep my panties on for five minutes when we’re alone together.
He keeps
melting them right off. With that sexy voice, those confident hands, the way he
brings my body wildly to life, he’s proved my libido hasn’t gone into
permanent, post-divorce hibernation after all.
Surely
there’s no harm in being enemies with benefits… Right?
***
When Violet
Boden asks me to take her Divorce Virginity, the only thing I can think is—come
again?
No,
seriously, come again.
And again
and again, until both of us are so satisfied we can’t remember the people who
did us wrong.
Best if we
keep conversation to a minimum, though, considering I drive her crazy. She
drives me crazy sometimes, too. But she’s also sweet, loyal, fearless, and so
much fun she’s making it damn hard not to fall for her.
But how to
convince a woman who’s put me in the emotional no-fly zone that I deserve a
place in her heart?

 

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Author Bio
Author of
over forty novels, USA Today Bestseller Lili Valente writes everything from
steamy suspense to laugh-out-loud romantic comedies. A die-hard romantic and
optimist at heart, she can’t resist a story where love wins big. Because love
should always win.
When she’s
not writing, Lili enjoys adventuring with her two sons, climbing on rocks,
swimming too far from shore, and asking “why” an incorrigible number of times
per day. A former yoga teacher, actor, and dancer, she is also very bendy and
good at pretending innocence when caught investigating off-limits places.
You can
currently find Lili in the mid-South, valiantly trying to resist the lure of
all the places left to explore.
Lili also
writes super naughty books as 
L. Valente.
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Cover Reveal, Excerpt & *Giveaway* – Luna Caged, Margaret McHeyzer

March 13, 2019 By

 

 

Title: Luna Caged Part One: Behind the Wall
Series: Luna Caged Duet #1
Author: Margaret McHeyzer
Genre: YA/Cult
Cover Design: Book Cover by Design
 Release Date: TBD

 

Blurb
I often stare at the
walls and wonder what’s beyond them.
The Elders tell me that nothing but sin, sadness, and disease lie beyond the
wall.
Sometimes I hear things, noises that are strange to me. They’re often faint,
and when I ask the Elders what those sounds are, they tell me they are the
tortured souls of thousands of people behind the gates of hell. I don’t know
what they mean.
I dream of leaving these walls, but the Elders insist this is the only place
we’re safe. They talk about danger, hatred, and the devil himself waiting just
beyond. They tell us the walls were built to keep us safe.
Although I believe the Elders, I want to see the outside world for myself.
But there’s no way out.
Or so I thought…
Excerpt
He grabs
the back of my neck, squeezes, and pulls me along to the bath. He dunks my head
into the water, I try to scream and fight him. As I inhale, I take in water,
unable to catch my breath because my head is held under.
He lifts my
head, and I try to suck air into my lungs. “Stop!” I manage to splutter.
The voice
plays in the background. “We are your family. Beyond the wall is death. Beyond
the wall is evil. You will die if you leave. Only we can protect you.”
He dunks my
head straight under the water again. I barely have the chance to get air into
my lungs. I’m trying to fight him, clawing at his arms to let me up. I try to
scream again, but I’m only taking in more water. My body is in agony, my chest
is exploding with fire and sizzling pain.
He lifts my
head, leans down and whispers, “We are your family. Beyond the wall is death.
Beyond the wall is evil. You will die if you leave. Only we can protect you.”
“No, you’re
not! Family doesn’t do this.”
He
chuckles, then adds, “You’re a hard one to break.” Then quickly submerges my
head again under the water. I try to fight him again. But I feel his other hand
come up to the back of my head, holding me under.
The words
are loud, and I can still hear them. But the panic inside my body is enough to
fuel me to hold strong. “We are (not) your family. Beyond the wall is (life
not) death. Beyond the wall is (good and not) evil. You will die (live) if you
leave. Only we can (won’t) protect you.”
He lifts my
head. I try to breathe in, knowing what he’s going to continue doing. I save my
words and strength, it’s no use fighting with him. Not when he’s got control
over me just by his mere size and power.

 

Author Bio
STRONG, BRAVE AND COURAGEOUS
CHARACTERS.

**Write something worth reading**
I’m Margaret and I’m a self-published author.

Recently I was
fortunate in obtaining New York Times best-selling status on my YA/NA book –
Ugly, and my YA book – Mistrust.
My last six books have been YA and I’m completely in love with the genre. I
love being able to communicate with people through my words and stories.

My writing genres all differ, but the one thing I keep consistent is my
heroines. All my female lead characters are strong, gutsy and not the ‘perfect’
woman. While my books all have romantic elements in them, they aren’t just
about the romance. They’re about finding strength, acceptance and making life
long connections.

I hope you enjoy my stories as much as I have while writing them.

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Release Boost & *Giveaway* – Flirting with the Frenemy, Pippa Grant

March 8, 2019 By

 

Title: Flirting with the Frenemy
Author: Pippa Grant
Genre: Sexy Romantic Comedy
Release Date: March 1, 2019
Blurb

 

Mission: Survive my best friend’s wedding, where I must play
nice with my ex and his perfect new girlfriend.
Strategy: Bring the hottest fake boyfriend on the planet.
Target: Grady Rock. Master Baker. Dimples. Muscles. The
unicorn of fake boyfriends.
Complication: Wyatt Morgan. My brother’s best friend. My
sworn enemy. Military man. Sexy as hell single dad. The man I let into my
panties for one night of hot hate sex after my ex dumped me before my life fell
apart.
And the man who just scared off that perfect fake boyfriend.
By pretending to be my real boyfriend.
I can roll with this though. What’s the harm in Flirting
with the Frenemy if it helps me get the job done?
Complete my mission and move on.
Or so I thought.
Until Wyatt kisses me again and I start feeling things
I shouldn’t.
The thing about weddings…nothing ever goes as planned.
Flirting with the Frenemy is a rollicking fun romantic
comedy featuring a single dad military man, an irritatingly attractive blast
from his past, pirates, cursing parrots, and a wedding gone wild. It stands
alone with no cheating or cliffhangers
.

 

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Purchase Links

$2.99 for a limited time!!

AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU

Free in Kindle Unlimited

Author Bio
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

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Release Day Blitz & *Giveaway* – Flirting with the Frenemy, Pippa Grant

March 1, 2019 By

 

Title: Flirting with the Frenemy
Author: Pippa Grant
Genre: Sexy Romantic Comedy
 Release Date: March 1, 2019
Blurb

 

Mission: Survive my best friend’s wedding, where I must play
nice with my ex and his perfect new girlfriend.
Strategy: Bring the hottest fake boyfriend on the planet.
Target: Grady Rock. Master Baker. Dimples. Muscles. The
unicorn of fake boyfriends.
Complication: Wyatt Morgan. My brother’s best friend. My
sworn enemy. Military man. Sexy as hell single dad. The man I let into my
panties for one night of hot hate sex after my ex dumped me before my life fell
apart. 
And the man who just scared off that perfect fake boyfriend.
By pretending to be my real boyfriend.
I can roll with this though. What’s the harm in Flirting
with the Frenemy if it helps me get the job done?
Complete my mission and move on.
Or so I thought.
Until Wyatt kisses me again and I start feeling things
I shouldn’t.
The thing about weddings…nothing ever goes as planned.
Flirting with the Frenemy is a rollicking fun romantic
comedy featuring a single dad military man, an irritatingly attractive blast
from his past, pirates, cursing parrots, and a wedding gone wild. It stands
alone with no cheating or cliffhangers
.

 

ADD TO GOODREADS  

Purchase Links

$2.99 for a limited time!!

AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU

Free in Kindle Unlimited

Author Bio
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Books by Pippa Grant
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Cover Reveal & *Giveaway* – Flirting with the Frenemy, Pippa Grant

February 14, 2019 By

 

 

Title: Flirting with the Frenemy
Author: Pippa Grant
Genre: Sexy Romantic Comedy
Cover Design: Lori Jackson
Photo: Wander Aguiar
 Release Date: March 1, 2019
Blurb

 

Mission: Survive my best friend’s wedding, where I must play
nice with my ex and his perfect new girlfriend.
Strategy: Bring the hottest fake boyfriend on the planet.
Target: Grady Rock. Master Baker. Dimples. Muscles. The
unicorn of fake boyfriends.
Complication: Wyatt Morgan. My brother’s best friend. My
sworn enemy. Military man. Sexy as hell single dad. The man I let into my
panties for one night of hot hate sex after my ex dumped me before my life fell
apart. 
And the man who just scared off that perfect fake boyfriend.
By pretending to be my real boyfriend.
I can roll with this though. What’s the harm in Flirting
with the Frenemy if it helps me get the job done?
Complete my mission and move on.
Or so I thought.
Until Wyatt kisses me again and I start feeling things
I shouldn’t.
The thing about weddings…nothing ever goes as planned.
Flirting with the Frenemy is a rollicking fun romantic
comedy featuring a single dad military man, an irritatingly attractive blast
from his past, pirates, cursing parrots, and a wedding gone wild. It stands
alone with no cheating or cliffhangers
.

 

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Author Bio
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Books by Pippa Grant
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Release Boost & *Giveaway* – Charming as Puck, Pippa Grant

February 7, 2019 By

 

 

Title: Charming as Puck
Author: Pippa Grant
Genre: Sexy Romantic Comedy
Release Date: February 1, 2019
Blurb

 

The man could charm the panties off of a nun…Nick Murphy. Hockey god. My best friend’s big brother. My friend-with-mindblowing-benefits.
The best thing to happen to my nether regions since my subscription to the toy
of the month club. The man I’ve been secretly in love with for years.And total ass.I am so done with him.Except there’s one small problem.

Now that I’ve cut him off, his hockey game is in the toilet. He’s convinced I’m
his good luck charm, and he wants me back. But only for his game.

I’ll be strong. I will. I’ll resist.

Asses don’t change their stripes.

Or do they?

This plan would be so easy if the man wasn’t Charming as Puck…

Charming as Puck is a romping fun romance between a hockey player and
his sister’s best friend, complete with farm animals, over the top birthday
presents, and Berger Twin sightings. This romantic comedy stands alone with no
cheating or cliffhangers and ends with a pucking awesome happily ever
after.

 

ADD TO GOODREADS

 

Purchase Links
$2.99 for a limited time!!
AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU
Free in Kindle Unlimited

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Also Available
FREE for a VERY limited time!!
AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU
Always free in Kindle Unlimited
99c for a VERY limited time!!
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$2.99 for a VERY limited time!!
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Author Bio
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

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Website Launch & *Giveaways* – Where I Write

February 6, 2019 By

 

Where I Write
Website Launch
Inaugural Authors:
Carly Phillips – Mari Carr – Katie Ashley
Launch Date: February 6, 2019

 

Take a look behind the books of New York Times and USA Today
bestselling authors Carly Phillips, Mari Carr, and Katie Ashley! 
“Where I Write” is a new window into the writing
lives of your favorite authors. Whether they prefer noisy coffee-houses or
quiet offices, discover where acclaimed authors spin their stories and craft
their characters. With this glimpse of the surroundings in which writers work
and think hard, be inspired to celebrate your own creative space.

 

Giveaways

 

Carly Phillips, Mari Carr and Katie Ashley are each giving away a HUGE gift box including signed paperbacks and special treats. Make sure you enter all 3 rafflecopters.

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Release Blitz & *Giveaway* – Charming as Puck, Pippa Grant

February 1, 2019 By

 

 

Title: Charming as Puck
Author: Pippa Grant
Genre: Sexy Romantic Comedy
 Release Date: February 1, 2019
Blurb

 

The man could charm the panties off of a nun…Nick Murphy. Hockey god. My best friend’s big brother. My friend-with-mindblowing-benefits.
The best thing to happen to my nether regions since my subscription to the toy
of the month club. The man I’ve been secretly in love with for years.And total ass.

I am so done with him.

Except there’s one small problem.

Now that I’ve cut him off, his hockey game is in the toilet. He’s convinced I’m
his good luck charm, and he wants me back. But only for his game.

I’ll be strong. I will. I’ll resist.

Asses don’t change their stripes.

Or do they?

This plan would be so easy if the man wasn’t Charming as Puck…

Charming as Puck is a romping fun romance between a hockey player and
his sister’s best friend, complete with farm animals, over the top birthday
presents, and Berger Twin sightings. This romantic comedy stands alone with no
cheating or cliffhangers and ends with a pucking awesome happily ever
after. 

 

ADD TO GOODREADS

 

Purchase Links
$2.99 for a limited time!!
AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU
Free in Kindle Unlimited
Also Available
FREE for a VERY limited time!!
AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU
Always free in Kindle Unlimited
99c for a VERY limited time!!
AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU
Free in Kindle Unlimited
$2.99 for a VERY limited time!!
AMAZON US / UK / CA / AU
Free in Kindle Unlimited
Author Bio
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Books by Pippa Grant
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Release Boost & Reviews -Hosed, Lili Valente & Pippa Grant

January 21, 2019 By

 

Title: Hosed
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy
Release Date: January 15, 2019
Blurb

 

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a
second chance with the virgin next door…
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come
with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high
school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to
be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy
factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd.
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter.
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t
seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a
firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon,
scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no
cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.

 

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Purchase Links
Hosed is the first book by the duo of Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. And I am hopeful that there will be many more to come. I have read every word written by Lili but this is my first Pippa book. I know it will not be my last.
It all started with some lube.
Cassie is back in town taking charge of her sister’s sex toy company while Savannah is traveling the UK. That’s another story to be told. Anyway, Cassie isn’t exactly comfortable with the idea since she would rather be developing a new game instead of coming up with new lube flavors. After-all, it’s not like she uses them all the time. She is a nerdy gaming woman still holding on to her V-card. But, she is up to the challenge even if some in the small town want the company to go away.
Ryan almost didn’t recognize her. The girl who made him laugh in high school. She was all woman now. He didn’t even know she was back in town. He was definitely interested in becoming friends again after years of not seeing each other. Except, his brothers saw things differently back then. She hated him. Well, he knows that won’t do. He is determined to know why and to get back on her good graces. They were now neighbors. At least until she goes back to San Francisco.
Awe! I loved this story. It’s fucking hilarious, sweet, sexy, and has added suspense. I enjoyed Ryan and Cassie’s fun and flirty banter. Their silly humor. Their love for George, the raccoon. And the chemistry between them is both sweet and sexy. They never were a couple before but it still has the whole second chance romance vibe.
Overall…I laughed hard. It’s such a fun story full of small town gossip, dildos, chemistry, and the best pet. Ever. Oh…and I need more of the O’Dell brothers! I really do.
P.S. You must get the bonus epilogue!
Quotes:
“Oh, girl, I don’t know what’s going through your head, but I like it. It looks like a good time.”
“I think it will be.” I grin.
“Do I need to get behind you and show you how to handle that joystick?” she asks.
Did she just… She did. She made a sex joke. I arch a brow in her direction. “Cassandra Sunderwell, have you been practicing your dirty talk?”
“No eating in bed, Cooney.” I keep my tone light so Cassie won’t worry. “You know the rules.”

Hosed is the new hilarious debut book for Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. I’m loving this duo and I hope we see a lot more of them! I have read every one of Lili’s books, but this is my first Pippa and I didn’t know what I was missing! Hosed is laugh out loud funny with a side of sexiness, witty banter, hot brothers and a crazy pet raccoon! Cassie moved back home temporarily to help her sister with her sex toy company. She’s a computer geek who knows nothing about sex toys or sex in general since she’s still a virgin. And of course, her neighbor is the sexy fireman who she had a huge crush on in high school but broke her heart without knowing it. She can’t escape him in this small town and he has no idea why she hates him. He can’t have people disliking him, he needs to help people, that’s who he is. Turns out it’s easily fixable and now he needs Cassie more than anything. Can the hot fireman and the virgin girl next door find happiness among the raccoon shenanigans, dildo football, fires, coffee and donuts? Yes, yes they can!

 

“How can I ever thank you for your thoughtfulness?”

“You could take my shirt off,” she teases, dimple popping. “I think you’ve already disposed of it with your eyes. Might as well get rid of it in real life.”

“Have I told you how smart you are today?”

 

The De-Virginizer. Ew. It sounds like the Terminator – I’ll be back! In your vagina!

Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale.
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.

 

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Release Day & 5 Heart Reviews – Hosed, Lili Valente and Pippa Grant

January 15, 2019 By

 

 

Title: Hosed
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy
 Release Date: January 15, 2019
Blurb

 

The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a
second chance with the virgin next door…
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come
with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high
school.
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to
be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy
factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. 
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. 
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t
seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.  
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a
firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon,
scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no
cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.

 

ADD TO GOODREADS

 

Purchase Links
Hosed is the first book by the duo of Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. And I am hopeful that there will be many more to come. I have read every word written by Lili but this is my first Pippa book. I know it will not be my last.
It all started with some lube.
Cassie is back in town taking charge of her sister’s sex toy company while Savannah is traveling the UK. That’s another story to be told. Anyway, Cassie isn’t exactly comfortable with the idea since she would rather be developing a new game instead of coming up with new lube flavors. After-all, it’s not like she uses them all the time. She is a nerdy gaming woman still holding on to her V-card. But, she is up to the challenge even if some in the small town want the company to go away.
Ryan almost didn’t recognize her. The girl who made him laugh in high school. She was all woman now. He didn’t even know she was back in town. He was definitely interested in becoming friends again after years of not seeing each other. Except, his brothers saw things differently back then. She hated him. Well, he knows that won’t do. He is determined to know why and to get back on her good graces. They were now neighbors. At least until she goes back to San Francisco.
Awe! I loved this story. It’s fucking hilarious, sweet, sexy, and has added suspense. I enjoyed Ryan and Cassie’s fun and flirty banter. Their silly humor. Their love for George, the raccoon. And the chemistry between them is both sweet and sexy. They never were a couple before but it still has the whole second chance romance vibe.
Overall…I laughed hard. It’s such a fun story full of small town gossip, dildos, chemistry, and the best pet. Ever. Oh…and I need more of the O’Dell brothers! I really do.
P.S. You must get the bonus epilogue!
Quotes:
“Oh, girl, I don’t know what’s going through your head, but I like it. It looks like a good time.”
“I think it will be.” I grin.
“Do I need to get behind you and show you how to handle that joystick?” she asks.
Did she just… She did. She made a sex joke. I arch a brow in her direction. “Cassandra Sunderwell, have you been practicing your dirty talk?”
“No eating in bed, Cooney.” I keep my tone light so Cassie won’t worry. “You know the rules.”

Hosed is the new hilarious debut book for Lili Valente and Pippa Grant. I’m loving this duo and I hope we see a lot more of them! I have read every one of Lili’s books, but this is my first Pippa and I didn’t know what I was missing! Hosed is laugh out loud funny with a side of sexiness, witty banter, hot brothers and a crazy pet raccoon! Cassie moved back home temporarily to help her sister with her sex toy company. She’s a computer geek who knows nothing about sex toys  or sex in general since she’s still a virgin. And of course, her neighbor is the sexy fireman who she had a huge crush on in high school but broke her heart without knowing it. She can’t escape him in this small town and he has no idea why she hates him. He can’t have people disliking him, he needs to help people, that’s who he is. Turns out it’s easily fixable and now he needs Cassie more than anything. Can the hot fireman and the virgin girl next door find happiness among the raccoon shenanigans, dildo football, fires, coffee and donuts? Yes, yes they can!

 

“How can I ever thank you for your thoughtfulness?”

“You could take my shirt off,” she teases, dimple popping. “I think you’ve already disposed of it with your eyes. Might as well get rid of it in real life.”

“Have I told you how smart you are today?”

 

The De-Virginizer. Ew. It sounds like the Terminator – I’ll be back! In your vagina!

Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale. 
 
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.

 

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